
While we were on the cruise, there was a pageant going on for Miss Europe and World International.... It was pretty interesting..... During the Q&A portion of the pageant, they asked the following:
Host: What does S.O.S mean?
Contestant 1: (with confidence) Save Our Ship (Ooof!)
Host: Thank You. (what?!? that's it?)
Host: If you could serve food from your country on this ship, what would it be?
Contestant 2: Vodka & Bosch (don't know what Bosch is, but WHY.. WHY of all foods from your country would one of them be VODKA????)
Host: What is a sexton?
Contestant 3: A what?
Host: A sexton.
Contestant 3: I know what sex is but I don't know what sexton is.
Host: (silence... he didn't know what sexton was either...) Do you know what sexton is? (he asks the other host, but shrugs cuz she doesn't know either) OK!! (awkardness) Well, thank you... Next contestant.
Host: If you could take this ship anywhere,where would you want to go?
Contestant 4: Hawaii
Host: Why?
Contestant: I don't know... I just want to go there.
Host:OK................. (hahahah)
Host: If you could name an island, what would you name it?
Contestant 5: Funnies and Love
(hahahaha... mind you this was translated, so who knows if this was translated correctly)
Just this Q&A was worth going to the pageant alone... HELLA RETARDED questions with HELLA RETARDED answers, hahahah... WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS? And HOW are these questions suppose to tell us more about the contestant?????
OH! And another thing about this pageant was that the host spoke a different language (forgot what - German or French) so everytime he spoke, it had to be translated and everytime he said a joke - the laughing was HELLA delayed, hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Gosh, the translation in between made the pageant seem HELLA LONG!
OH!!! And while the pageant was going on, the ship was hella rocking so the contestants were hella losing balance throughout the whole show, LMAO. When they were all standing, you could see their stances more wider and all their bodies moving left to right from the swaying, hahahahahaha..... It was HELLA FUNNY dude. like WHY would you put on a pageant on a boat when these girls have to wear hella high heels!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... Freakin HILAIRE dude.