I go into Safeway in practically pajamas, with Crocs and no make-up and some dude wearing an oversized Kangol hat comes up to me while I'm in the freezer section.
Dude: Hi
Me: Hi (confused... do I know this guy?)
Dude: I'm interested in you, but I'm kind of in a rush, so can I just get your number?
Me: Um, I'm married
(silence... Dude walks away)
LMAO. Why dude? What a pick up line....
I KNOW I looked jacked at Safeway, so I'm thinking he must've been playing some truth or dare game where he had to get SOMEONE's number. Maybe he thought I would be an easy victim. WRONG! LOL
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